Re-introducing the most epic shirt ever.
Shirtness is the result of a year’s worth of research, calls, dead-ends, and failed crocheting attempts. When we couldn’t find any company on earth who sold the shirt we wanted, we decided to have it custom manufactured. It’s the EarthBound fan’s holy grail:
- 100% Turkish cotton
- Wool-dyed 2" stripes
- Woven Franklin tag
- Metallic 1" Franklin pin
- Custom colors designed to go well with Hatness
We've done our part in the battle against the evil Mani Mani by ensuring that shirt is handmade in Turkey in an ethically sound production facility -- fair wages, no forced/child labor, and no Uzbek cotton! Eat it, inanimate statue.
Men’s Shirtness is based on the Continental N03 sizing, and Women’s Shirtness is based on the Continental N12, both of which are similar to the AA 2001 (unisex) and AA 2102 (womens) shirts we usually sell.
- Men's Shirtness sizes S, M, 2X, and 3X are a little larger than their American Apparel counterparts. Sizes L and XL are pretty similar.
- Women’s Shirtness have slightly tighter waists and shorter sleeves than their AA equivalents. WS and WM are a little larger than their AA equivalents, whereas WL is pretty similar. We don't offer WXL, but men's size S is a pretty good substitute.
- Shirtness will probably shrink, so dry it on low (or no) heat!