by Jon Kay
For these upcoming 199X elections, re-elect Pirkle. His past accomplishments include:
- Pacifying the streets by removing the Shark threat.
- Calming the wild animal threat in the outskirts by destroying the titanic ant north of town.
- Increased city budget of roadblocks, an important safety measure.
This is printed on cream, American Apparel's insanely comfortable 50/50 shirt. (Ladies: 100% Cotton 2102, 4X-5X: Gildan 8000, 6X: Hanes 5250) Discharge printed in two colors by the electioneers at Forward Printing with amazingly soft inks which blend right into the fabric. This is the kind of shirt which gains a little character with each wash -- just make sure to turn it inside out before washing!