For these upcoming 199X elections, re-elect Pirkle. His past accomplishments include:
Pacifying the streets by removing the Shark threat.
Calming the wild animal threat in the outskirts by destroying the titanic ant north of town.
Increased city budget of roadblocks, an important safety measure.
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